Football.  Three guys watching a Bears game talking about what guys always talk about when watching football.  Existentialist identity issues and the possibility of existence being an all too realistic illusion of the mind.  On top of that, beers are 8 dollars!  If the world is only as we create and then perceive it, then beers should probably be cheaper at a football game.  The bears punter knows he is real, but the fact that the bears never punt isn't making it any better.  Bad t.v. salesmen, frustrated drug dealers, Ron doing the robot... Football.