Horace just wants to remember.  His wife just wants him to get her sweater from the car, she's cold.

A squatter makes coffee, and a trip to the top of Mount Everest gets you a Best Buy gift card and a bag of Reese's Cups.  I don't think Linda will be coming back.

Harvey was a Titanic survivor and has a music box that sings Dixie.  His wife is losing her mind.

Clowns and mimes mourn a dead, but grinning colleague.  Don't look them in the eyes, or they'll kiss you.

Duck.

Posted by Charles Grodin