Ladies and Gentlemen,

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Charles Grodin and the Internet belong together like Ramen Noodles and sadness. We look forward to updating you, the public, to what's going on in the world of Grodin and at large. You've already shown a lot of courage by just visiting this site, so don't let your footsteps falter. Take a deep breath and keep clicking. One day, you'll thank us.

As always, we salute our namesake.